theonlykow

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

Sep. 19th, 2011 | 10:27 am

Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day by scribblin’ ye finest buccaneer-them’d joke in today’s Writer’s Block, arrr, Scrawl. Top jokes win me booty. [Contest Details]


A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender looks at him weird and asks why. The pirate replies, "Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts."

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TL;DR

May. 29th, 2011 | 09:50 pm

Incredible new summer icon!

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Mar. 22nd, 2011 | 01:34 pm

LiveJournal just had a consulting firm call me, to ask what was wrong with LiveJournal. I told them LJ was used by pre-teen Russian fanfic authors. It felt like stabbing an old friend in the back.

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Dec. 26th, 2010 | 09:32 pm

New icon. Terra is so current. NOW SHE HAS A PARTY HAT FOR NEW YEARS.

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Dec. 24th, 2010 | 11:44 pm

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New icon.

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Hello...

Jul. 29th, 2010 | 07:06 pm

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Aug. 31st, 2009 | 02:49 pm

Hey. Sup.

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I'm about to fuck you up with some truth

Jun. 18th, 2009 | 12:09 pm

Not using my sad, little LiveJournal is like forgetting about an old friend.

But you're so outdated, in every way, little LiveJournal.

I'll keep an eye, still, but I have no commitment available to you.

Little LiveJournal.

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Disruptions are all part of the daily game

Mar. 11th, 2009 | 04:42 pm

Someone at work just let out a bitch of a scream. Not a yelp, or a startled cry, or a shriek, but a straight up, lung-challenging, "Holy rape!" scream.

I can't decide to investigate or not, but if there's a followup, I might have to. Excitement. It's too much... Vision... tunnelling... Losing will... to... type...

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Glum and Blah

Mar. 9th, 2009 | 01:17 pm

This is going to be a long, lonely week. It's beautiful outside, though.

I already don't feel like writing any more, since it's just a rehash of what I've already written privately. Hmmm.

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